{"id":1595,"date":"2015-11-30T01:38:52","date_gmt":"2015-11-30T09:38:52","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/explore.globalcreations.com\/theblog\/?p=1595"},"modified":"2015-11-21T10:56:14","modified_gmt":"2015-11-21T18:56:14","slug":"nature-the-correct-dose","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/explore.globalcreations.com\/theblog\/featured\/nature-the-correct-dose\/","title":{"rendered":"Nature – The Correct Dose"},"content":{"rendered":"

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A couple of months ago we reviewed a commercial for Prescription Strength Nature<\/em>\u00a0(Terra mater)<\/a>, a new prescription drug. \u00a0Now the producers have released another commercial. \u00a0This one focusses on the correct dosage of Nature, once you have heard the call of Nature.<\/p>\n

Indications for an Increased Dose<\/h1>\n
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  • Feeling Tired<\/li>\n
  • Feeling Irritable<\/li>\n
  • \"CaringBeing Stressed Out<\/li>\n
  • Having an Existential Crisis<\/li>\n
  • Feel You Have a Neutered Existence<\/li>\n
  • Have Forgotten your body<\/li>\n
  • Believe You Are the Center of the Universe<\/li>\n
  • Care More About Selfies Than the\u00a0Natural Beauty Around You<\/li>\n
  • Have Thoughts of Worthlessness<\/li>\n
  • Decreased Libido (Nature is great for married couples.)<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n
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    Don’t Kill Yourself – Try Nature!<\/h3>\n<\/div><\/div><\/div>\n

    Indications for a Decreased Dose<\/h1>\n
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    • Struggling with Hygiene<\/li>\n
    • Obsessing About Outdoor Gear<\/li>\n
    • Co-opting an Indigenous Culture<\/li>\n
    • Unintended Use of Nakedness<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

      Side Effects<\/h1>\n
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      • Getting Off Your Ass<\/li>\n
      • Genuine Care for Yourself, Other People and the World<\/li>\n
      • Being More Pleasant<\/li>\n
      • Confidence<\/li>\n
      • Authenticity<\/li>\n
      • Honesty<\/li>\n<\/ul>\n

        The Commercial<\/h1>\n

        Here’s the commercial, if you still aren’t convinced Nature is for you:<\/p>\n

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