Nature – The Correct Dose

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A couple of months ago we reviewed a commercial for Prescription Strength Nature (Terra mater), a new prescription drug.  Now the producers have released another commercial.  This one focusses on the correct dosage of Nature, once you have heard the call of Nature.

Indications for an Increased Dose

  • Feeling Tired
  • Feeling Irritable
  • Caring for InsectsBeing Stressed Out
  • Having an Existential Crisis
  • Feel You Have a Neutered Existence
  • Have Forgotten your body
  • Believe You Are the Center of the Universe
  • Care More About Selfies Than the Natural Beauty Around You
  • Have Thoughts of Worthlessness
  • Decreased Libido (Nature is great for married couples.)

Don’t Kill Yourself – Try Nature!

Indications for a Decreased Dose

  • Struggling with Hygiene
  • Obsessing About Outdoor Gear
  • Co-opting an Indigenous Culture
  • Unintended Use of Nakedness

Side Effects

  • Getting Off Your Ass
  • Genuine Care for Yourself, Other People and the World
  • Being More Pleasant
  • Confidence
  • Authenticity
  • Honesty

The Commercial

Here’s the commercial, if you still aren’t convinced Nature is for you:

 

 

Be sure to check the Nature website (www.nature-rx.org) for background videos and some great merchandise you can buy to support development of future commercials.

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